The Federal Republic of Nalatia States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neil O'Madow with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.253 billion Nalatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodes. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nalatian economy, worth 525 trillion Scarlets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,986 Scarlets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nalatia States's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Nalatia States is ranked 39,644^th in the world and 50^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,710.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.